Posts tagged Dylan Moran
Battle of the Stags by Gustave courbet
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She’s on that show ‘Pet Surprise’. You know, you know. They take the dog out for a walk, he thinks it’s a normal walk and when he gets back the kennels got a patio and french doors! And he’s like ‘Oh my god!’.
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Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get a toaster. Go to work. Get on the bus. Look at your boss. Say, “fuck”. Sit down. Pick up the thing. Go blank. Scream internally. Go home. Listen to the radio. Look at the other person. Think, “WHY? Why did this happen?”. Go to bed. Lie awake! At night! Get up. Feel groggy. Put the things on - your clothes - whatever they’re called. Go out the door, into work - same thing! Same people, again, it’s real, it is happening, to you. Go home again! Sit, Radio, Dinner - mmm, GARDENING, GARDENING, GARDENING, death!
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Not sure how many people watch Black Books, but Bernard is my idol
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Where are the turrets?! It’s RUBBISH!
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